Hogkomflis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful mole.

Hogkomflis created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogkomflis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hogkomflis, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hogkomflis' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hogkomflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.