Wipdanmil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain monkey.

Wipdanmil created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdanmil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipdanmil, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wipdanmil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wipdanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.