Stanlistort is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise meerkat.

Stanlistort created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Stanlistort, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stanlistort, it will boil you in a big pot.

Stanlistort's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stanlistort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.