Manmumlist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited owl.

Manmumlist created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Manmumlist, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Manmumlist, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Manmumlist's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Manmumlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Manmumlist.