Pogbogbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying badger.

Pogbogbad created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbogbad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogbogbad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pogbogbad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pogbogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
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