Hugxinlabnur is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish
dragonfly.
Hugxinlabnur created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hugxinlabnur, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hugxinlabnur, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Hugxinlabnur's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Hugxinlabnur's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hugxinlabnur on top of all buildings.
2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.