Jigbesskad is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, fussy
jellyfish.
Jigbesskad created a top quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jigbesskad, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Jigbesskad, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Jigbesskad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Jigbesskad's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Jigbesskad's name in vain.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
4. Do not speak about rice.
5. Do not chop down trees.