Jigbesskad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy jellyfish.

Jigbesskad created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbesskad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigbesskad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jigbesskad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jigbesskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jigbesskad's name in vain.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not chop down trees.