Negsiggov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic dolphin.

Negsiggov created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsiggov, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negsiggov, it will strike you with lightening.

Negsiggov's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Negsiggov's Holy Commandments

1. Negsiggov must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must love Negsiggov.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear brown kilts.

5. Never run near aardvarks.