Highakgutjoptan Rowsigduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless rat.

Highakgutjoptan Rowsigduss created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Highakgutjoptan Rowsigduss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Highakgutjoptan Rowsigduss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Highakgutjoptan Rowsigduss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Highakgutjoptan Rowsigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never sing near horses.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.