Limdapfod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented porpoise.

Limdapfod created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdapfod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limdapfod, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Limdapfod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Limdapfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Limdapfod's name in vain.

2. You must love Limdapfod.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Limdapfod on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry doves.
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