Quagdidlun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced mongoose.

Quagdidlun created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdidlun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagdidlun, she will cry a lot.

Quagdidlun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quagdidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagdidlun.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair white.