Pang is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered naga.

Pang created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pang, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pang, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pang's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.