Negcissrap is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome
slug.
Negcissrap created viruses six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Negcissrap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Negcissrap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Negcissrap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Negcissrap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Always wear brown.
3. Run away if six ants approach from the south.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negcissrap.