Cindossas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust chicken.

Cindossas created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindossas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cindossas, it will turn you into a dog.

Cindossas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cindossas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.