Gig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful bat.

Gig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Gig on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed peanuts to dogs while wearing mauve shirts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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