Sterbatsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing fox.

Sterbatsaw created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbatsaw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sterbatsaw, she will come to you in dreams.

Sterbatsaw's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sterbatsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sterbatsaw.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not hurt whales.