Quartwipwee is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful
zebra.
Quartwipwee created the universe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartwipwee, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Quartwipwee, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Quartwipwee's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Quartwipwee's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Quartwipwee.
2. Never mention manatees.
3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
4. Never wear yellow corsets.
5. Never sit near voles.