Dudjenart is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident crane.

Dudjenart created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudjenart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudjenart, he will turn you into a tree.

Dudjenart's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dudjenart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Do not cook food in pots.