Kipbarnbab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking warg.

Kipbarnbab created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbarnbab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kipbarnbab, he will turn you into a slug.

Kipbarnbab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kipbarnbab's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect five titanium sculptures of Kipbarnbab on top of important buildings.