Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful shrew.

Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang, he will turn you into a duck.

Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bodbinhap Nurxucbap Batfarbuncissfarnbossligpang on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never feed aubergines to badgers while wearing red shirts.
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