Parkhimfagcin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic bear.

Parkhimfagcin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkhimfagcin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Parkhimfagcin, he will be very unhappy.

Parkhimfagcin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Parkhimfagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never wear black rings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Do not bounce in public.