Canvonkvag Loggamcip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy raccoon.

Canvonkvag Loggamcip created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canvonkvag Loggamcip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Canvonkvag Loggamcip, she will turn you into a frog.

Canvonkvag Loggamcip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Canvonkvag Loggamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. You must pray to Canvonkvag Loggamcip nine times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.