Cetbudzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless toad.

Cetbudzim created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbudzim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetbudzim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cetbudzim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cetbudzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cetbudzim on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.