Stiglaplop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong dog.

Stiglaplop created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiglaplop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stiglaplop, he will ignore you.

Stiglaplop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stiglaplop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never skip in holy places.