Doddapgof is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish dog.

Doddapgof created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Doddapgof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Doddapgof, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Doddapgof's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Doddapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.