Dussyartfliggan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful hummingbird.

Dussyartfliggan created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussyartfliggan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dussyartfliggan, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dussyartfliggan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dussyartfliggan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always help tapirs in need.