Rowingsig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented dolphin.

Rowingsig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowingsig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowingsig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rowingsig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rowingsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always help mites.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rowingsig.