Cidgedsak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous snail.

Cidgedsak created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgedsak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cidgedsak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cidgedsak's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cidgedsak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cidgedsak first in all things.

2. You must love Cidgedsak.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.