Limbogciss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, annoying pig.

Limbogciss created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbogciss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Limbogciss, he will come to you in dreams.

Limbogciss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Limbogciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.
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