Fonragjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing capybara.

Fonragjarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonragjarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fonragjarn, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fonragjarn's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fonragjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.
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