Quilllimcan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthinking gorilla.

Quilllimcan created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quilllimcan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quilllimcan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quilllimcan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quilllimcan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quilllimcan.