Bossdumpad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective porpoise.

Bossdumpad created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossdumpad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossdumpad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bossdumpad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bossdumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Put Bossdumpad first in all things.

4. Always help bats.

5. Always help sick seals.
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