Sadtargtit Sasnurbomhimvedyakarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sadtargtit Sasnurbomhimvedyakarp created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadtargtit Sasnurbomhimvedyakarp, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadtargtit Sasnurbomhimvedyakarp, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sadtargtit Sasnurbomhimvedyakarp's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sadtargtit Sasnurbomhimvedyakarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.