Bifhas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing skunk.

Bifhas created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifhas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bifhas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bifhas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bifhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must love Bifhas.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
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