Ragtonkcet is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, passionate
crocodile.
Ragtonkcet created gold twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Ragtonkcet, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Ragtonkcet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Ragtonkcet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Ragtonkcet's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.