Ragtonkcet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate crocodile.

Ragtonkcet created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ragtonkcet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragtonkcet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ragtonkcet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ragtonkcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.