Cantomsan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, almighty donkey.

Cantomsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantomsan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cantomsan, he will strike you with lightening.

Cantomsan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cantomsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Cantomsan first in all things.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never play with disobedient children.