Nullsafdib Hintanril is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, tiresome
mouse.
Nullsafdib Hintanril created the planet Venus seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nullsafdib Hintanril, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nullsafdib Hintanril, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Nullsafdib Hintanril's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Nullsafdib Hintanril's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. You must love Nullsafdib Hintanril.
4. Do not speak about limes.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.