Nullsafdib Hintanril is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome mouse.

Nullsafdib Hintanril created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullsafdib Hintanril, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullsafdib Hintanril, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nullsafdib Hintanril's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nullsafdib Hintanril's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Nullsafdib Hintanril.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.