Mongofarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous cat.

Mongofarn created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mongofarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mongofarn, he will remove you from existence.

Mongofarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mongofarn's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Mongofarn loves horses, so they must be honoured.