Begpidgam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful frog.

Begpidgam created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Begpidgam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Begpidgam, he will manifest in front of you.

Begpidgam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Begpidgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not cook food in pots.