Bapbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent cat.

Bapbaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bapbaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapbaf, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bapbaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bapbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bark.