Candanzod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless hare.

Candanzod created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Candanzod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Candanzod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Candanzod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Candanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. You must love Candanzod.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.