Veenhattaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tiresome grasshopper.

Veenhattaf created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veenhattaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Veenhattaf, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Veenhattaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Veenhattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Never hurt sharks.