Pagkomfed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong eagle.

Pagkomfed created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagkomfed, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pagkomfed, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pagkomfed's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pagkomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Pagkomfed on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not laugh in public.