Tarpadget is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane pigeon.

Tarpadget created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpadget, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarpadget, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tarpadget's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tarpadget's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tarpadget's priests.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
Votes: 23       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god