Hatcedven is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident dog.

Hatcedven created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatcedven, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hatcedven, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hatcedven's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hatcedven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hatcedven loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about amino acids.