Jadnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing dog.

Jadnurl created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnurl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadnurl, he will torture you forever.

Jadnurl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not jump in public.
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