Weedunwotnil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent deer.

Weedunwotnil created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedunwotnil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weedunwotnil, he will come to you in dreams.

Weedunwotnil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Weedunwotnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back orange.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.