Flistoning Sawbutpan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful goblin.

Flistoning Sawbutpan created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flistoning Sawbutpan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flistoning Sawbutpan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flistoning Sawbutpan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flistoning Sawbutpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.