Ortleggud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent bird.

Ortleggud created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ortleggud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ortleggud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ortleggud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ortleggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of dogs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortleggud.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always wear red.