Ortleggud is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent
bird.
Ortleggud created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ortleggud, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Ortleggud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Ortleggud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Ortleggud's Holy Commandments1. Never run in the presence of dogs.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortleggud.
3. Never talk about stars.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always wear red.