Honnurlnib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous centipede.

Honnurlnib created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Honnurlnib, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honnurlnib, he will come to you in dreams.

Honnurlnib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Honnurlnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Put Honnurlnib first in all things.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Honnurlnib.
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